By MissShadowLovely (2012)
Sister: Brother, brother! There you are.
Brother: Why, sister dear… I wasn’t far.
Sister: I know you weren’t; but I was scared.
Brother: I wouldn’t leave you anywhere.
Sister: You see, the woods are dark at night!
Brother: I know that, silly girl.
Sister: I think we’ll give them such a fright!
Brother: We’ll let our plan unfurl.
Sister: Oh, there’s the house! Let’s go inside.
Brother: Give them a chance to run and hide?
Sister: No, silly boy. We have to creep!
Brother: They’ll never hear us coming.
Sister: The little ones are fast asleep.
Brother: My blades are simply humming.
Sister: This one is dead and bleeding, oh!
Brother: This one is still awake.
Sister: Quickly, brother! Silence him.
Brother: I will, for goodness sake!
Sister: Clean up the blood with sheets and socks.
Brother: Where should I put his vocal box?
Sister: Just put it in the jar I gave you.
Brother: What other organs shall I save you?
Sister: Oh, I don’t know.. The eyes and heart?
Brother: You should have told me from the start.
Sister: Told you what, before, dear brother?
Brother: You get your cravings from our mother.
Sister: You didn’t want to keep our prize?
Brother: Of course I do, my dear.
Sister: What’s wrong with keeping hearts and eyes?
Brother: They’ll spoil soon, I fear.
Sister: Then keep the muscles, flesh, and bone.
Brother: But what about the skin?
Sister: We’ll turn it into ice cream cones!
Brother: As decadent as sin.
Sister: Okay, okay! My jar is full.
Brother: I hear the parents coming.
Sister: Come on, let’s go! Let’s run away.
Brother: The mess we’ve made is stunning.
Sister: Our harvest was a great success!
Brother: We’ll have hot meals for weeks.
Sister: I hate to think we left a mess.
Brother: We left that room pristine.
Sister: Pristine, you say? Now that’s a stretch.
Brother: (chuckle) I joke with you, my dear.
Sister: What matters most? We got to play!
Brother: We left that house in fear.