By MissShadowLovely (2013)
Sister: Brother dear, today’s the day!
Brother: Why, sister dear.. what’s that you say?
Sister: You promised me… that we’d go out!
Brother: What’s this you’re going on about?
Sister: To play with other girls and boys…
Brother: But sister dear; they’re not your toys.
Sister: No silly brother, at the park.
Brother: But sister dear, it’s getting dark.
Sister: Oh course, my dear. That time’s the best.
Brother: They’ll all be going home to rest.
Sister: That’s when I’d like to join the fun.
Brother: In the dark….they’ll have to run.
Sister: I’m the best at hide and seek!
Brother: Along the monkey bars you’ll creep.
Sister: And when I catch them… (giggle) I can’t wait!
Brother: Such a young and gruesome fate.
Sister: If I’m lucky, they’ll be slow.
Brother: All it takes is one swift blow.
Sister: Tumbling down the see-saw blade.
Brother: We’ll see if any take the bait.
Sister: One or two; I’ll leave for last.
Brother: Kill them slow, or kill them fast?
Sister: Well, brother dear… that all depends.
Brother: Whether or not they’re both your friends?
Sister: If they’re my friends, I’ll kill them first.
Brother: And treat the snobby brats the worst.
Sister: I’ll make them suffer, sob, and bleed.
Brother: Lest ignorance should further breed.
Sister: I’ll choke them; hang them from the slide.
Brother: Against their skin, my blade will glide.
Sister: Don’t bleed them out, dear. That’s no fun.
Brother: (scoffs) I guess you’d rather use the gun?
Sister: The nail gun, brother? Why use that?
Brother: It gives that satisfying splat.
Sister: No no, my dear, we can’t be hasty.
Brother: The metal makes the flesh more tasty.
Sister: Well, that may be, but all the same…
Brother: I know, I know, I’ll play your game.
Sister: I can’t wait to hear them screaming!
Brother: You’re so cute when you’re day-dreaming.
Sister: If we hurry, they’ll be there!
Brother: To lose our victims won’t be fair.
Sister: I’ll get my shoes, my coat, and hat.
Brother: I’ll bring my handy baseball bat.
Sister: I can’t wait Brother!
Brother: We’re on our way.
Sister: We get to hear them scream today. *giggle*
